Tonight TRIPsters (unless you would rather be called idiots), Joe makes his worst show slate yet ("It seemed like a good idea at the time." - JF), Kevin announces the receipt of his winnings from NewEgg Business, and Joe manages to sing a bit this time.
Tonight's News
- It's a sonic screwdriver!
- Would you like a warrant with that?
- Has the University of Florida lost its mind?!
- Google Drive Is Alive
- Minerrrrrs iiin Spaaaaaaaace!
- More here
- The Slow Decay Of The Microsoft Consumer
- Related: MS losing mobile subscribers
- Wikipedia founder to Hollywood: You’re Doomed (And Not Because of Piracy)
- Philips’ L Prize-winning light bulb went on sale this past weekend
- Available at Amazon
Technology Term of the Day: You Sank My Battleship!
We left out the tech term in the interest of time, mostly. Got a term you would like us to define? Let us know.
Philosophy Question/Concept of the Week: Suspended for the time being
We left out the tech term in the interest of time, mostly. Got a term you would like us to define? Let us know.
Philosophy Question/Concept of the Week: Suspended for the time being
Extra Links (stuff we didn't get to and bizarre references we made)
- It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
- Bandolier of Carrots
- Quantum Computing
- Adobe Creative Cloud Offers Full CS6 for $50 Monthly
- Video Game Developers Continue To Ignorantly Attack Used Game Sales
- Microsoft Shuttles AOL Patents to Facebook
- Photography is not a crime!
- 100 Tips from a Professional Photographer
- Nokia’s Insane 41-Megapixel Phone
- Watch an Adorable Girl Grow from a Baby to 12 Years Old in Less Than Three Minutes
- Couple Pays $1200 for Objectively Worst Wedding Photos of All Time (They're really BAD)
- What to Do When Your Website Is Hacked
- Next generation iPhone rumored to use new in-cell touch panel displays
- Next iPhone may be housed in 'Liquidmetal'
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BONUS: Grue Moon Lyrics, from the Winter 1985 edition of the New Zork Times
Grue Moon -- I saw him standing alone
Without a lamp in his hand
Without a light of his own.
Grue Moon -- you knew just what I lurked there for.
You heard me saying a prayer for
Someone I really could snare for.
And then there suddenly appeared before me
Someone without any repellent.
I heard somebody whisper "Please don't eat me"
And when I did the moon had turned to coal.
Grue Moon -- now I'm no longer a-gurgling
Without a dream in my heart
Without a meal of my own.
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I've been lurking on the railroad
All the live long night.
I've been lurking on the railroad
Waiting for Zorkers to come by.
Don't you see the dumb fools coming,
Without repellent, torch, or light?
Now my mouth starts a dribblin'.
I'm going to eat those fools alive.
Zorker won't you come
Zorker won't you come
Won't you come without a light?
Zorker won't you come
Zorker won't you come
Won't you come without a light?
Someone's in the kitchen with Donald.
Someone's in the kitchen with that grue.
Someone's in the kitchen with Donald
Cooking up some Zorkers stew.
Arlene and Peter Zajicek
Memphis, TN
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